A new study has found that children who spend more than two hours a day at a computer or TV are more likely to have psychological problems.
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The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…
Parents, staring neutral at the TV:
You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:
A little boy asks his dad; “What’s between mom’s legs?” The father answers,” Paradise.” The kid asks again,”Whats between your legs?” The father replies, “The key to paradise.” Then, the son says, “Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy.”
Roses are dead, violets are too, I`m still in love but not with you. You thought you hurt me, and made me cry, But now I’m in love with another guy. Simply because you have no class, All you can do, is kiss my ass. You sit around and talk your shit, So fuck you and your little ass dick. What my man is doing, you can`t do. You tell your homies you played me like a bitch, And I tell my girls you have a little dick. You said you loved me, but It wasnt true. Well guess what Motha Fucka I played you too. - LOL
When someone whispers you a good secret.
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